AUGUST 4th-6th: Juliane (our Godmother and secretary)

Even though Juliane was not physically in Pag, her Godmother spirit was with us all the time. I cracked up when Lav told me how he made her so drunk the week before that when Juliane stood up she staggered and almost fell down.

Whenever we were at the table ready to have dinner and Lav was counting the number of travarica shots we wanted (or not) before even ordering the food (jedan, dva, tri, četiri, pet, šest, sedam, osam…), we missed Juliane taking notes.

Whenever we needed to do each one's share of the bill, we missed Juliane.

Whenever we needed someone to be “ham and cheese” to dance with and bend her over “Iñigo-Tony Style”, we missed Juliane. (see fig 1)

In short, we missed you, Juliane.

And did you think I was going to forget to post my favorite picture of you? Hahahaha!!!

Check the guy’s orgasmic face! PRICELESS!!!

Quoting Iñigo "¡Una tía de puta madre!" = "This girl is the fucking shit!"